Your website
needs help.
We know it. You know it. Your customers definitely know it.
Let us rebuild it before it costs you another sale.
* No websites were harmed in the making of this site. Actually, hundreds were. They deserved it.
Services for the aesthetically challenged
We've seen things. Terrible things. Websites that look like they were designed during a power outage by someone who hates their customers. We fix that.
Website Autopsies
We examine your current site, determine the cause of death (spoiler: it's the design), and write a detailed report you can cry over.
Ground-Up Rebuilds
Sometimes you can't polish a turd. We'll bulldoze the whole thing and build something that doesn't make visitors physically recoil.
SEO That Actually Works
Remember when your nephew said he'd 'do your SEO'? Yeah, we undo that. Then we do it properly. With actual strategy and everything.
PPC Management
Stop burning money on ads that lead to a website from 2007. We'll fix the ads AND the landing pages, so your budget stops weeping.
Copywriting
'Welcome to our website! We are a company that does things!' - Sound familiar? We write copy that actually makes people want to buy stuff.
Performance & Speed
If your site takes longer to load than it takes to boil a kettle, we have a problem. We make sites fast. Like, actually fast.
The Before & After
Viewer discretion advised. The "before" images may cause involuntary wincing, uncontrollable laughter, or a sudden urge to check your own website.
Common Symptoms We Treat
- ✗ "Last updated" dates from the Blair era
- ✗ Autoplay music that makes visitors question reality
- ✗ Stock photos of people shaking hands (why always the handshake?)
- ✗ A "hit counter" proudly displaying 47 visits since 2009
- ✗ Mobile responsiveness that responds with "no"
The REBILT Cure
- ✓ Modern design that doesn't trigger fight-or-flight
- ✓ Mobile-first because it's 2026, not 2006
- ✓ Copy written by actual humans with actual talent
- ✓ SEO that gets you found by someone other than your mum
- ✓ Speed that doesn't make users grow old waiting
We don't do "minor tweaks"
Look, if your website just needs a new colour scheme, go use Canva. We're here for the heavy lifting. The demolition. The "burn it down and start fresh" approach.
With 15+ years in the trenches of digital marketing and web development, we've seen every mistake in the book - and invented a few solutions that aren't in it yet.
Our "Process"
(We use quotation marks because it sounds fancier than "we look at your mess and fix it")
The Intervention
We look at your website. We try not to laugh. We fail. Then we compose ourselves and have a professional conversation about what's gone wrong.
The Blueprint
We design something that won't make your customers question your credibility. Revolutionary concept, we know.
The Resurrection
We build the thing. With modern tech. Responsive design. Actual UX thinking. The works. No Comic Sans, we promise.
The Handover
You get a website you're not embarrassed to show people. We get the satisfaction of making the internet slightly less ugly. Everyone wins.
The Website Graveyard
Here lie the fallen. The websites built on dreams, clip art, and a dangerously optimistic attitude toward web design. They served their purpose. That purpose was mostly confusing visitors and tanking conversion rates.
We gave them a proper burial and built something better. Something that actually works. Something with fewer animated GIFs of construction workers.
Don't Take Our Word For It
Take theirs. These are real people who trusted us with their digital disasters. Names slightly altered to protect the previously-ugly.
"I showed my old website to my kids and they thought it was a museum exhibit. REBILT made me something I can actually share without a disclaimer."
"My bounce rate went from 89% to 23%. Turns out people don't enjoy websites that look like a ransom note made in Microsoft Paint."
"They told me my website was 'aggressively ugly'. I was offended for about 5 minutes. Then I saw the rebuild and immediately forgave them."
We're Not Your Average
Web Agency
We're the agency you call when your nephew's WordPress "masterpiece" isn't quite cutting it anymore. When your "web guy" ghosted you. When your bounce rate is higher than your ambitions.
Behind the sarcasm is a team of seasoned digital professionals with 15+ years of experience in web development, digital marketing, SEO, PPC, and copywriting. We've built hundreds of websites across every industry imaginable - and rebuilt even more that someone else got wrong.
We work with modern technologies, follow actual best practices (not just whatever the first Google result says), and genuinely care about making the internet a less painful place.
Ready to Stop Embarrassing
Yourself Online?
Send us your URL. We'll give you an honest (possibly brutal) assessment of your current site, completely free. No obligations. Just the truth your mates were too polite to tell you.
We won't spam you. We're too busy destroying ugly websites for that.